Me: It isn't *that* bad.
Sis: No, it is! That poor kid. If my birthday was on the same day, or the day before another person in my family and we weren't twins, I would hate it forever. It's worse than having it on the same day as Christmas.
Me: Even if it's a sibling that you really like?
Sis: *Yes* because you want your birthday to be all about *you* except you have to share it with this other person!
Me: Maybe it'll teach humility at a young age!
Sis: No, it'll teach *bitterness*.
Sis: *Bitterness and anger*.
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